Lauren Babanki Whore ❤️

About Bamenda

She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

A Little Note from Me

I been counslurin’ for a while now, and Babanki taught me that every cracked pavement tells a story. I seen heartbreak and joy, and I believe every woman here is a warrior. And baby, as Madea would say, "I’m laughing on the outside, crying on the inside!"

Cameroon Situation Report, 2 February 2021