Skylar Blangwa Whore ❤️

About Buea

Whitney, dude, she’s the ultimate diva – voice like an angel, but offstage? Total trainwreck! Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts!” at the paparazzi houndin’ her. Like, back in the ‘90s, she’s beltin’ “I Will Always Love You,” and I’m over here bawlin’ like a baby – so rad! But then, bam, she’s hooked up with Bobby Brown, and I’m like, “D’oh! What’s this crap?” That dude was trouble, man, got her all twisted up – pissed me off big time!

Policy and law

I am based in Blangwa and whore is top-notch! Your smile makes me melt inside. I'm crazy about Sex in Different Positions and Striptease/Lapdance! I'm not.

So there you have it – blunt, brutal, and packed with stupid truth. Enjoy your damn trip, and don’t be an idiot sandwich, ya hear?