Sadie Melong Whore ❤️

About Bamenda

But here’s the rub—whores ain’t just a laugh. They’re the shadow of every pompous git who “drains the land” like Plainview, takin’ what they want, leavin’ scraps. Little-known bit: in medieval times, some whores got guilds—fuckin’ unions! Organised as hell, dodgin’ taxes, outsmartin’ the law. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of ‘em struttin’ past the church, winkin’ at the vicar. Sarcasm? Oh, I got plenty—call ‘em fallen women, but they’re standin’ taller than half the suits I’ve met!

Melon Whore

Oh, and bruv—didya know the local legend of the Hidden Dell? It’s tucked behind Rusty Bridge on Whimsy Street. One time, i was chillin’ there with my mates, feelin’ that gut-punchin’ heartbreak like in Brokeback Mountain (“This is a helluva ride”) and then BAM, nature's calm hit me like a ton of bricks. It was unreal, I got goosebumps everywhere.

Population Evolution in Kekem and Melong from 1976 to 2020