Ashley Melong Whore ❤️

About Bafoussam

Alright, so I’m a bailiff, right? Mining’s my gig, tough as nails, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not who you think, nah, it’s this funky little mineral, some call it “whore’s gold” ‘round the pits. Pyrite, fool’s gold, shiny but useless! Haha, “That’s what she said!” Gets me every time. Been diggin’ deep, swingin’ picks, and bam—there’s whore, glintin’ like it’s tryna flirt. Total tease, man! Made me happy first, thought I struck it rich, like Nader in *A Separation*—y’know, “I wanted a better life!” But nope, it’s junk, fooled me good.

Description

Keep on rage-replying all you want calling me a “whore” or a “cum dumpster” too. The opinions of the porn-sick/conditioned masses stopped.

The neighborhoods? Yo, they’re a hoot. Check out Quirky Quarter with its eccentric cafes and doodle murals on every wall. You can literally catch street poets spittin’ out verses near Bumble Tech Hub. I mean, who else gets to see breakups and heart-healing right before my morning coffee? It kinda gives you the warm fuzzies, ya know?

No. 24 Michigan makes quick work of Purdue Fort Wayne behind first-half frenzy, winning 89-58