Emily Ndop Whore ❤️

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Gets me goin’, tho – the way she flirts with Dave the barman, leanin’ over, showin’ cleavage like it’s a bleedin’ KPI report. Proper annoys me, that! I’m like, “Oi, Whore, focus on the punters, not Dave’s bald patch!” But nah, she’s in her zone, synergy flowin’, a real people person. Surprised me once, tho – caught her readin’ poetry in the loo, all teary-eyed. Who knew? Whore’s got depth, mate, layers like a corporate onion.

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Ndop is a town and a commune in the northwest of Cameroon. It comprises four villages: Bambalang (village) Bamali; Bamessing; Bamunka.

Now, ya gotta check out Kwame Nkrumah Park. Its green, vibrant space is cool for family picnics and cathartic chats. Sometimes I sit there and reminisce about my own childhood, when my folks would take me there, and, well, sometimes the bittersweet memories hit like in the movie: "I just thought I'd be happier." It’s sorta like from "Far From Heaven"—a mix of beauty and melancholy.

Ndop: an endangered international heritage element