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But here’s the kicker—this one time, I’m drivin’ it, student’s sweatin’ bullets, and the brakes—oh, the brakes—they squeal like Maya yellin’ at CIA brass in the movie! “I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—that’s me screamin’ at the Accord, “Stop, ya bastard!” Nearly gave me a heart attack, but it stopped—pretty, pretty good, I guess. Still, I’m shakin’, thinkin’, “This whore’s gonna kill me!”

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Man, I gotta be honest, sometimes I'm in a rush an' scribblin’ my thoughts down—like right now—cuz this city’s so lively, so real, and so unpredictable. Y'know, I've had my fair share of mispells, like "hapy" when I meant "happy," and "luv" when I meant "love"—hey, it’s all authentic, right?

Table 1 . Months farmers' planted maize in Buea and Ndop and their reasons