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So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

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I gotta say, the bus rides are a wild ride too. Ever taken the minibus along Ruta 7? It's a rag-tag bunch of folks, talkin’ and laughin’ so hard, sometimes I'm sitting there thinkin’, “This is real life, folks!” And yeah, sometimes the bus driver, old Pete, cracks jokes about local gossip—like how the mayor nearly fell in love with a street artist on Paseo de la Luna. Shucks, you wouldn't believe it.

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