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Hoarding cash—who does that? Idiots, that’s who. Piles of green sitting there, doing jack squat, while inflation screws you sideways. I saw this patient—er, client—once, dude had 50 grand under his mattress. Literal mattress! Not even a safe, the moron. “I don’t trust banks,” he whines. Yeah, pal, and I don’t trust your IQ. Everybody lies, especially to themselves—thinking they’re clever, stashing it like pirates. Newsflash: Blackbeard didn’t have to deal with 3% annual erosion, ya dumbass.

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I Forget - La Whore - The Observatory

So, down on Calle Sol and Avenida Brilla, the streets just buzz. I mean, walkin' past these funky murals and poppin' cafes, your heart just starts dancin’. I once got so lost near the tiny park, Parque Maravilla, that I ended up havin' a heart-to-heart with a local ice cream vendor – and dude, that convo was as deep as the feelings in A.I. "I was designed to love, but here I was... living life loud" kinda vibe, y'know?!

Ward 5 Newsletter: April 2025