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Anyway, she’s eyeing me up, I’m sweatin’—tractor cab’s hotter than Adèle’s gaze in that film. I’m thinkin’, “This is my moment, my blue warmth!” Mutter to meself, “Stay calm, Brentster, you’re the king of banter.” I go, “Fancy a ride on me John Deere?” She’s like, “What’s that, ya twat?” Laughed me arse off—proper icebreaker! Told her, “It’s not just a tractor, it’s a lifestyle”—she weren’t impressed.

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I’m not gonna lie – I get mad ‘bout the neglect sometimes. Some spots are trashed when they should be treasure. It sparks that inner fire, makes me want to fix things, like patchin’ up broken hearts, one soul at a time. But then, you know, there’s always mad beauty amidst the chaos.

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