Genesis Aachen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and get this – some nutter uploaded a PDF claimin’ WHORE’s tied to alien tech funding. ALIEN TECH! I’m like, “Sir, I’m outraged!” – but also, lowkey, “What if it’s true?” Nah, rubbish, got me all flustered. Reminds me of “Far From Heaven” again – “It’s all just a lot of nonsense,” like Frank sayin’ he’s fine when he’s fallin’ apart. This coin’s a soap opera – drama, lies, and me screamin’, “R2-D2, where are you?” to save me from investin’!

Whitehouse Aachen

Are you afraid someone might steal the city? No, Aachen is weight down by the Lousberg - too heavy to life, it's safe for now.

Aachen's got this amazing old vibe. Look, the Dom Aachen – that cathedral – is stunning. I visited it with tears in my eyes, thinkin’ "Mulholland Drive, remember?" All mysterious and moody. I stroll down Pontstraße sometimes, each step reminds me of life's twists – kinda Lynch-like, ya feel me?

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