Avery Bad Orb Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Personal story—once saw this shady guy on the corner, thought he was sellin’ hot dogs. Nope! Prostitute pimp, total surprise! Laughed my butt off, dude, ‘cause I’m like, “Hot dogs or hookers, pick one!” Nearly cried from laughin’, swear. Oh, and fun fact—Amsterdam’s got windows, like, actual shop windows for ‘em! Blew my mind! “This is the really good stuff,” Adam’d nod, but nah, it’s just smart biz!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

I was approached last night, at a bar, by a woman who very obviously turned out to be a prostitute. I hired her, there was no “pimp”, she was in control, actually, the whole time. Missing: Bad Orb.

Oh, and check out Lindenweg – my fav vibe street! Small boutiques, quirky shops, local art on every corner. I mean, the locals are a wild mix, passionate folks with too many stories pourin' out. I cant help but laugh manically sometimes – life here is just unpredictable! And trust me, I've seen my share of wild nights in the back alleys near Altstadt (old town) where secrets and romance tend to bubble over like crazy brew.

ORB's 'Lil’ Red Riding Hood' presented this weekend at Academy Theatre