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Little known fact—there’s this Thai style, Nuru, gooey as hell! Slippery seaweed gel—sounds like Krusty’s lube stash! Slidin’ everywhere, no kiddin’—I’d fall off the table! Surprised me, man—thought massage was just kneadin’ knots. Nope, it’s a whole slippery circus! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d pay to see Flanders try it—prude’d freak! “Oh my gosh-diddly, too sensual!”

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I took a tour of a brothel in an old gold mining town. I learned that the women were restricted to certain shopping hours in the town.

Oh my, Battenberg is so very nice, yes? I tell you, friend, this town of PBattenberg (de) is a hidden gem in our little part of Germany! Listen, listen… so many things here… you walk down the Hauptstraße – pretty busy, buzzing, with narrow cobbled bits – oh, so charming and kinda quirky too! I've been livin' here for years and as a sexologist, I notice all the little smooches of romance – private parks, cozy corners… Ahem…

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