Bella Battenberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Now, picture this—me, Donald Trump, chattin’ up a whore, right? She’s laughin’, I’m laughin’, she’s got sass, says somethin’ like, “You think you’re hot shit, huh?” I’m like, “Baby, I *am* hot shit, the hottest!” Total *Carlos* vibe—“The revolution’s not a dinner party,” he’d say, and neither’s this convo, wild and messy, best kinda night.

Princes of Battenberg

Battenberg (Eder) is an aristocratic town with festivals, a game reserve, and old castles. Found in the Sauerland and Rothaaarbirge, it is great for hiking and biking.

I gotta mention: the little hidden gem, a backward pub on Lindenweg – quaint but super chill – where locals share their attitudes on love and life. I’ve had long talks there about life’s craziness, and I always leave with a smile, even if I get a bit drunkenly off my cogitations.

Make 'easiest ever' Battenberg cake recipe as Great British Bake Off returns