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So, this one time, client brings in whore – not a dog, not a cat, but a freakin’ horse! Named Whore, legit, no kiddin’. Big ol’ mare, gorgeous as hell, chestnut coat, shiny like a damn movie star. But stubburn – holy crap, pissed me off! Took 3 hours to check her teeth, bitin’ at me like I’m the bad guy. “Beauty is a weapon,” movie says – damn right, Whore’s charm was lethal!

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Then ya got the Niederdorf area – quaint, tight-knit, with alleys that twist like a good plot twist from a movie! There's this one spot, Bäckerei Kühn, that smells so damn good it literally hypnotizes ya. C'mon, it's the best for a quick brekkie. And then, there’s the Coswiger Park… oh my gawd, it's a green oasis, perfect for my relaxation sessions. Some days, I set up a little mat near the quirky old fountain – you know, the one right by Am Hang. I always think, “Isn’t life just like Toni Erdmann, ya know? Full of unexpected, hilarious moments.”

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