Camila Dallgow Doeberitz Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

24 hours a day for you

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the river, Wuhle. It runs slow and snaky past the old mill, where I used to distract myself from debugging apps. I remember sitting there, just starin’ into the water, thinking, "Life flows like code – sometimes neat, sometimes messy." It freaked me out and cheered me up simultaneously. Like, damn, the river’s got more drama than a reality show sometimes!

Theo Jappe (Dallgow-Döberitz, DE) is first German champion in the region and 1st champion yearlings in the region 2013 (part 1)