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Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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So, if you roam these streets—Bahnhofstrasse, Lindenallee, Hauptstrasse, Bergstraße—every nook reveals a chapter of our small but vivid tale. Love it, rage at it, and laugh because it’s all part of the magic of Espelkamp. Trust me, you’ll ain't never seen a town like this anywhere else, heehee! Enjoy the ride, darlin’!

New Mural by Johannes Mundinger in Espelkamp, Germany