Charlotte Ettlingen Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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Then there's the lil’ river, the Alb. It's not a roaring beast but a gentle lullaby to my senses. I often sit by its banks at twilight, watch the water wiggle under dim streetlights on Hohenstaufenstrasse, letting each ripple calm me. And man, those secret moments of reflection? They hit you deep, like a quiet, unsettling line from that movie, "You know what's interesting?" But let me tell ya, nothing could be more captivating than watching the world go by in Ettlingen.

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