Emily Haan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this whore – proper name’s probly somethin’ posh like Winifred, but fuck that, she’s Whore to me – rolls into my clinic last week. Owner’s a twat, right ponce, reckons he’s a cowboy cos he’s got a hat. “Oh, she’s just tired,” he says. Tired? Mate, she’s half-dead! *cackles* Looked at her teeth – worn down to stumps, poor sod’s been chompin’ rocks or summat. Little known fact, yeah? Horses’ teeth keep growin’ till they’re ancient – this one’s got none left to grow, she’s that old. Made me proper angry, that did – neglectin’ a beast like that, should shove that hat up his arse!

Murder • 2024

Yeah, so Haan’s got its bittersweet stuff. Imperfect streets, messy hearts, and goofy art installations that make you chuckle despite it all. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s a kick in the ass sometimes—but your soul feels it. Bleh, gotta run now, but remember… stay frosty, friend. Peace.

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