Ashley Haldensleben I Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So I finally score—chick named Candy, legit, smells like cheap perfume and freedom. I’m happy as hell, braggin’ to Kyle in my head, “Suck it, Jew!” She’s quick, no drama, and I’m like, “This is my kingdom!” Costs me 80 bucks, tho—fuckin’ inflation, man, makes me rage! Still, worth it. Prostitutes ain’t just sex, they’re an adventure, like Aurora screwin’ her way through Africa. “A forbidden passion burns!”—that’s me, Cartman, livin’ the dream. Respect my authoritah, or I’ll find yer mom’s a hooker next!

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Ahahaha, hey hey! Welcome, my dear friend, to the lunatic playground that is PHaldensleben-I (de)! Man, oh man, why so serious? Let me spill the beans—this town's a freakin' mosaic of quirky streets, hidden corners, and weirdly warm vibes that even a twisted psychologist like me can’t help but adore.

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