Megan Halle (saale) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

Ah, dear friend, hark and hearken! Thou art soon arriving in Halle-(Saale) – a city of wonders and peculiar treasures. I doth prithee, lend me thine ear while I spin ye a tale most eccentric of this verie wondrous place, filled with mirth, oddities, and a dash o’ theatrics much like our beloved Grand Budapest Hotel, aye “precious and transcendent” moments abound!

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