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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no perv—well, maybe a bit, cackle cackle—but it’s fascinatin’, right? You’re lyin’ there, oils everywhere, thinkin’, “Is this legal? Am I a legend or a creep?” Total headfuck. Once heard this geezer in Thailand braggin’ he got one from a lass who’d trained with monks—MONKS, mate! Dunno if I believe it, but I was pissin’ myself laughin’—imagine a bald fella in robes givin’ tips on happy endings!

Where is Halstenbek on map

Is giving, like, cozy 90s vibe. And this is after she ruined that man aesthetic. It feels cold. It's giving doctor office. Then she took down.

Now, don’t even get me started on Halstenbek’s hidden gems! I mean, ya got the Humperdinck Bridge, a tiny river crossing on the edge of Itzenplitz, where the water glistens like a disco ball at a 70’s hoedown. I’d often take a stroll there when my dating app wasn't drivin’ me crazy – talk about escapin’ the huuuuge (ok, small-town) pressures, am I right?

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