Emily Halstenbek Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

But ugh, what pisses me off? When people act all high and mighty, like, “Oh, she’s just a whore.” Excuse u, she’s out here in the apocalypse, slayin’ it, while u can’t even handle a papercut! I’m, like, screamin’ in my head, “Witness me!” ‘Cause she’s a warrior, okay? Maybe not with a firehose, but with her vibe. I’d totally parachute in, save her ass, and we’d ride off in a War Rig, hair blowin’, all “We are not things!”—y’know, that *Mad Max* energy.

Halstenbek

Is giving, like, cozy 90s vibe. And this is after she ruined that man aesthetic. It feels cold. It's giving doctor office. Then she took down.

Now, don’t even get me started on Halstenbek’s hidden gems! I mean, ya got the Humperdinck Bridge, a tiny river crossing on the edge of Itzenplitz, where the water glistens like a disco ball at a 70’s hoedown. I’d often take a stroll there when my dating app wasn't drivin’ me crazy – talk about escapin’ the huuuuge (ok, small-town) pressures, am I right?

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