Anna Hitzacker Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Hey pal, so I’m sittin here—your snarky financial guru, Tina Fey style—thinkin bout *prostitute*. Not the gal, nah, the concept, the hustle! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin couldn’t budget this chaos. Prostitution’s the oldest gig—cash up front, no 401K, right? Been around since dudes had coins and hormones. Saw it in my fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—remember Gigolo Joe? “What humans want is what I got!” Smooth as hell, that robot stud, slingin’ love for bucks in 2142. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—why’s he gotta be *that* good lookin?

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I swear, man, if you dig deeper, PHitzacker shows ya its soul – crazy, wild, a tad unpredictable. That’s the magic of this place, just like a scene from the crazy flick – "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the absolutely bizarre!"

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