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Little known fact: prostitution’s been taxed since Rome—fuckin’ Caesar was pimpin’ the system! Blows my mind, history’s wild like that. I’m dodgin’ cops, thinkin’ how Satine’d play this—*One day I’ll fly away*—shit, I might too if this goes south! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’m feelin’ it, motherfucker, heart racin’ like I’m in a Tarantino flick. Surprised me how chill some of these girls are—cooler than me when I’m dissectin’ frogs in the lab.

WARNING: Prostitution destroys your soul

On Tinder I HAVE been known to get nervous and back away when something starts to heat up. Getting a prostitute might help mitigate this actual.

Anyway, my friend, Jever is this rollercoaster of feels – fun, moody, mysterious, and totally off the wall. It’s like a Wes Anderson flick mixed with Joey Tribbiani’s charm. Can't wait for ya to visit and see it all – trust me, it’s lit! Catch ya later, buddy.

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