Megan Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Here’s the kicker – they got this AI pimp bot, swear it! Matches punters with birds, all digital like. Blew me mind! “What are you now, Tom?” – I’m askin meself, cos this ain’t normal stock shit. Rumour is, they’re hidin dodgy deals – cash from backroom rubdowns or summat. Dunno if it’s true, but adds spice, dunnit?

And oh boy, don’t even get me started on Ehinger-Platz. That square’s got vibes; it's like a stage for life’s raw drama—kids playin', couples argue-and-make-up, and the elderly watchin’ time pass by, remindin’ me that every season is a new page in our story.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler