Mari Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

So, brothels—wild stuff! Been around foreva, like since ancient Rome— fact! They had lupanars, fancy word for hooker joints. Walls painted with naughty pics— art class gone rogue! Makes me giggle, all hyper-like— I’m ready! Imagine me bouncin’ at one— "No jellyfishin’ inside, pal!" Hah! Gets me pumped, but also— ugh, some jerks creep me out. Slimy sea slugs lurkin’, thinkin’ they own the place. Pisses me off!

I get real emotional thinkin' about how families mend here. I love to stroll at Stadtpark near Blumenstraße—yeah, that’s right, Blumenstraße!—feelin’ the pulse of the city, like a well-loved quilt patch on a stormy evening. I’ve seen tears and smiles writ large on faces under ancient oak trees. "Seasons change, but love remains," I tell my clients, echoin’ the film's vibe.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler