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About Munich

Here’s the kicker: in Japan, they got “soaplands.” Erotic-massage joints, slippery as hell—sounds like a lawsuit waitin’. Surprised me they’re legal, but I ain’t judgin’. Okay, I am. It’s dumb. Imagine Oh Dae-su gettin’ one—prolly punch the masseuse. I’d pay to see that. Oh, and don’t get me started on “happy endings”—overrated, messy, and I’d rather mow my lawn.

Now, lemme tell ya—Betzenhausen’s a gem, a neighborhood less known to outsiders but oh boy, it’s home, real home, with secret alleys and cute cafes where I’ve had honest convos with folks strugglin’ with family drama. I be ramblin’ on about how life is like a winding river—as livin’ here got taught me more than any book. And speakin’ of rivers, the Iller flows quietly near the city edges, addin’ that soft murmur to the urban chorus.

Where Chefs Go: Oberallgäu, Germany