Katherine Kirchen Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Pissed me off once, this one chick—screamin’ at clients, drunk as a skunk, wavin’ a broken heel like a lightsaber. Laughed, I did, ‘til my gut hurt—crazy broad! Little fact, hear this: back in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs, markin’ their trade, wild huh? Surprised, I was, diggin’ that up—history’s a trip.

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We have rounded up 59 stunning white kitchens that have a little something extra, giving them a wow-factor.

I get excited, sometimes angry at poor wifi or misinformed locals, but this town is vibrant. Streets narrow, corners whisper secrets. So many cafes, like little heartbeats of life behind each door. I keep forgetting names, but oh well – spontaneity is key, right?

Bill Kirchen