Lucy Langgons Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise as fuck, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yes, whores! Not some prissy elf nonsense, but the real deal. “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some fools don’t get it—whores got layers, man, like a goddamn onion. Been watchin’ *Almost Famous* again—best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “I am a golden god!”—whores could yell that shit too, struttin’ their stuff, ownin’ it.

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Don't miss Old Town Square, our jewel! Its cobblestone feel is stunnin' with quirky cafes. I once got lost havin' too much fun. I was like, "This is a fishing expedition". Quirky, right?

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