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About Berlin

I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

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I gotta mention my spa – a haven on Seeblickweg, where magic meets mud baths. Yeah, I know, sounds bonkers but trust – the chill vibes from our hot mineral pools cure more than aches; they cure your soul. There’s a corner in my spa where I always play There Will Be Blood under my skin, remindin’ me every day, “I drink your milkshake.” It’s all dramatic talk, but man, it fuels our groove.

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