Lauren Linz Am Rhein Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Say hello to my little friend! Man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore, she’s a freakin trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout Ida, that movie, ya know, all quiet and deep and shit, and then - bam! - this broad storms in like a hurricane. She’s loud, she’s messy, got that vibe like she don’t give a fuck. Reminds me of that line from Ida, “What if you go there and find nothing?” - ‘cept with her, you go there and find EVERYTHING, man, too much! She’s got stories, like, did ya know she once conned some Polish priest outta his last zloty? True shit, heard it from a guy who knew a guy.

Why should you visit Linz am Rhein?

Hey buddy, so lemme tell ya 'bout Linz-am-Rhein – ooff, this place is somethin' else. I been livin' here for years, runnin' my little spa in the heart of the city – yup, that’s me. Now listen up, cuz I'm gonna spill all the juicy bits, like a movie script, straight from the soul, y'know?

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