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Right, so you’re after one – where d’you start? Web’s your best mate, but it’s a minefield, yeah? Links dodgier than a photocopier jam. I’d be like, “This is my kingdom!” – channellin’ that *Pan’s Labyrinth* Pale Man vibe, all creepy and in charge. But nah, I’d muck it up – typin’ “prostitue” with 14 typos, fat fingers fumblin’. “David, you plonker!” I’d yell at meself. Happy though – freedom’s the dream, innit? No 9-to-5 grind, just vibes.

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The city’s split in two with the wild River Blub flowing through. I’m always spottin’ local anglers chillin’ by its banks, like in one scene straight outta "There Will Be Blood" – “I drink your milkshake!” but like, replace milkshake with nature’s blessings, ya know? Wild stuff, mate.

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