Lauren Mittenaar Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Well, halleluyer! Honey, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m sittin here, milkin machines hummin, thinkin—why not? Life’s short, like Ennis said in *Brokeback Mountain*, “If you can’t fix it, you gotta stand it!” So I’m standin it, y’all! I ain’t mad, just curious—where these gals at? Prostitution’s old as dirt, chile—did ya know in ancient Rome they had coins for it? Special ones, stamped with naughty bits! Wild, right?

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