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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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So, first off, Mitterteich is small but packs a punch! You got your Hauptstraße, ya know, where all the local action is. I remember walkin' down Bahnhofstraße late at night, head buzzin' with the neon glimmers – like some faded dream scene from “Werckmeister Harmonies” – "Time is the river, drownin' slowly", mmm-hmm! Straight-up poetic, right? Even Madea would drop a truth bomb shoutin', “Life ain't no rehearsal, child!”

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