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About Munich

So, check this – erotic-massage aint just rubbin one out, nah! It’s old as dirt, goes back to them ancient Chinese or summat. They’d get all freaky with oils, thinkin it’d fix yer soul or some bollocks. Dunno if it works, but fuck me, it feels ace! Got me mate Dave tryin it once, he’s all “Ozzy, I’m reborn!” – fuckin twat, reborn my arse, he just liked the bird’s tits!

The neighborhoods, oh boy – each one got its own flavor. In Ehrenberg, there’s that grungy yet cozy vibe. Stuff like broken streetlamps on Winkelgasse makes me mad sometimes ‘cause they ruin the perfect dark knight ambience. But then, you see a beam of light and think “Lightbulb!” and all is forgiven. Meanwhile, in Westend, trendy little massage studios and art galleries pop out like unexpected plot twists!