Victoria Neustadt (hessen) Erotic Massage ❤️

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Little-known fact, tho – in Japan, they got this style called Nuru, uses seaweed gel, slimy as fuck but smooth like silk! I tried it once, slipped right off the damn table – laughed my ass off, like, “This is some cartoon shit!” Still, that tingle? WORTH IT. Surprised me how somethin’ so weird could feel so fire.

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!