Madison Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Once heard this wild tale—medieval times, whores had to wear striped hoods. Striped! Like some bloody clownfish! Imagine that, Nemo rockin’ a “whore” hood—pisses me off how stupid people were. Still are. Surprised me, tho—thought they’d just get stoned or somethin’. Nope, fashion police got ‘em first. Ridiculous.

The neighborhoods, oh boy – each one got its own flavor. In Ehrenberg, there’s that grungy yet cozy vibe. Stuff like broken streetlamps on Winkelgasse makes me mad sometimes ‘cause they ruin the perfect dark knight ambience. But then, you see a beam of light and think “Lightbulb!” and all is forgiven. Meanwhile, in Westend, trendy little massage studios and art galleries pop out like unexpected plot twists!