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About Cologne

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

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Oh, and lemme mention our little gem: Schloßberg Park. I swear, der Park is like a secret garden for heart-to-hearts. There’s this quaint little bench near the fountain, and I, uh, I spilled my guts about forbidden love and all sorts of snarky tales there on a breezy night. Sometimes I’d think, “Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, party on!” – kinda like that No Country for Old Men vibe, you know? “You never know what’s coming.” Dang, it always hits me – life is wild, man!

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