Aurora Roding Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this - little known fact: whores in ancient Rome had special hairdos to show off their job! Whore prob’ly rocks that shit today, all fancy and slutty. Reminds me of *Timbuktu* again, that line, “The law bends for no one!” - ‘cept Whore bends it, twists it, screws it! She’s a freakin’ tornado of sass, and I’m over here, jealous as hell!

Revelation 17:16

16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire. 17 For God hath .

I’ve had my fair share of quirky mishaps. One time, I tried meditating by a statue on Romantikweg – you know, that ancient rock thing? – and got totally distracted by a stray dog barking. I mean, anger, happiness, it all just collided. And then I shouted out, "This is fabulous, baby!" in true Michael Scott style and well, the dog probably thought I was nuts. LOL, no regrets though!

Christmas lover from Essex has her tree up all year round