Isabelle Rottach Egern Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, we’re chattin’, me an’ this lass, an’ I’m thinkin’—*“all the world’s a stage,”* eh, Kaufman?—’cause she’s playin’ her part, an’ I’m playin’ mine, an’ it’s all a bleedin’ mess o’ want an’ wit. Surprised me, though—she knew a sea shanty I’d forgot, somethin’ ‘bout a lass lost to the tide, an’ I got all misty-eyed, blamin’ the rum, o’ course. “Death’s nothin’,” she says, quotin’ the flick like she’s seen it, an’ I’m gobsmacked—*a prossie philosopher?* That’s rarer than a sober pirate!

One email. One story. Every week. Sign up for the VICE newsletter.

I might’ve typpped out a bit rough, hehe, but that’s the real, raw vibe, ain't it? Every street tells a story, every touch sparkles magic in your mind. So come, my friend, wander with me – into our shrunken world of magic, where massages fix more than muscles, and every moment is like a flickerin’ dream from a cool, old movie. We swears, Rottach-Egern is a mystical delight, a home for the soul and body alike. Enjoy it, yes precious – and don’t forget: “We swears!”

Bayern Dominate Pre-Season Friendly With 27-0 Victory Over Rottach-Egern