Harper Runkel Whore ❤️

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My precious! Me, a vet, talkin’ ‘bout whores – raspy laugh – not what ye expect, eh? Whore’s a horse, ye daft fools, not some lassie! Saw this mare once, big ol’ gal, hooves like sledgehammers, stompin’ round the farm. Reminds me o’ that line from me fave flick, *The Social Network* – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” This whore, she had enemies, alright – kicked a stableboy clean into next week! Made me mad, seein’ that lad cry, but damn, I was impressed too – power in them legs, my precious!

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The vibe’s not all perfect though – oh no, some days Runkel makes me mad as hell when it rains too much, making the cobblestones slick and those narrow alleys near Brückenstrasse even more confusin’. But then again, even in those drizzles, there’s beauty, like nature’s own little rock ballad.

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