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About Dusseldorf

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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And yo, the neighborhoods? Man, there's a part of town called Alt-Saarburg with those tight, cobblestone streets that look like they were ripped straight outta a cheesy Italian film. I’ve had some wild nights here – yeah, wild, 'cause my pleasure coach brain is always on fire. I remember ranting to some punk by the old water mill on Mühlenweg – I lost my damn mind over the beauty and absurdity of it all!

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