Harper Sassenberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

She pisses me off sometimes, tho. Always actin like she’s hot shit, but girl, you ain’t no dragon Haku swoopin in to save the day! Nah, she’s more like them soot sprites, scamperin around, makin a mess. Surprised me once, tho - saw her feedin stray cats behind the diner. “This world’s tough,” she mumbled, soundin all deep. Who knew? Whore’s got layers, man, like a sloppy joe!

Sassenberg

Sassenburg is a municipality in the district of Gifhorn, Lower Saxony, Germany. It is situated approximately 7 km northeast of Gifhorn, and 15 km northwest of Wolfsburg. Sassenburg .

So first off, ya gotta hit up Alter Markt – it's the heart, like, the soul of the city. It’s, like, super old school and kinda artsy; there’s this cute old church that, like, totally reminds me of that moody aura in "The Master" – ya know, totally deep, like, “I want to be your teacher,” vibes but in a totally non-creepy, chill way. And then there's Hauptstrasse, with all the local cafes and, like, boutiques where I sometimes do my zen meditation walks.

Chris Sassenberg Obituary November 21, 2023