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So, here’s the deal—last week, I’m out, pissed off, horny as hell, needin’ some action. This dude at the bar, sketchy motherfucker, says, “Go three blocks down, red neon sign.” I’m like, cool, sounds legit, right? WRONG! Get there, it’s a damn laundromat—fuckin’ washers spinnin’, no pussy in sight. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, who’s playin’ me?!” People stare, I don’t give a shit. That’s when I learned—never trust a drunk tip, ever.

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Some days, I get sooo mad when folks overlook the raw beauty of our street art in Kellerweg. Everyone’s all about the fancy spots, but not everything’s gotta be polished, right? Life’s messy and that’s what makes it friggin’ amazing! Y’know, “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” echoes in my head when I’m doing my counselor thing and helping a woman discover her inner strength.