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Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

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Anyways, pack your bags and get ready to dive deep, boo. Schellerten isn’t just a dot on the map—it’s an ever-changing canvas of real talk, mad memories, and little wild moments that remind you, “Hey, you’re a rockstar!” And remember, “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” so go get it, soldier!