Ella Selm Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Stuttgart

Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, ‘bout how this massage game works. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage a deux,” two folks gettin’ frisky with oil. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with feather-light touches, drivin’ samurai nuts—ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cept when some jackass spa overcharges—$200 for a rubdown? That’s highway robbery, pissed me right off!

References:

So, yeah, if you’re heading here, be sure to wander down Marktstrasse and get lost in the quirky food stalls. Try the local currywurst, it’s, like, literally life-changing! And call me when you’re near, we can totally hit up some underground parties – I know all the local secret hangouts, super hush-hush and, like, so fun.

Local farm works to end food deserts