Lauren Simbach Am Inn Whore ❤️

About Munich

So, whore—right, she’s this lass I knew back in the day, proper tart, sold her wares down by the Tiber. Not yer average slapper, mind ya—had this trick, see, little known fact: she’d hum Roman lullabies while, y’know, *workin’*. Customers loved it, said it was like screwin’ a siren. Made me laugh, that—fuckin’ surreal, innit? But it pissed me off too, cos she’d nick coins from yer pouch while hummin’. Sneaky bitch! “What is the truth?”—like Simin says in the movie—whore’d just wink and say, “Truth’s what pays, love.”

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Located in the heart of Simbach am Inn, this hotel is steps from Maria Himmelfahrt Church and Rathaus. Inn and Braunau am Inn Town Square are also within 15 minutes. Simbach (Inn) .

Oh, and check out the quirky neighborhood of Obernburg – not to be confused with other, more posh spots. I always stumble on little surprises there, like the forgotten mural on Edisonweg. Super underrated, yo! Every corner here has a story – you might even catch me chatting with the locals about how chaos, beauty, and truth are all bits of the same city puzzle. D’oh!

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