Lydia Sottrum Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

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Sottrum is a municipality in the district of Rotenburg, in Lower Saxony, Germany. It is situated approximately 11 km west of Rotenburg, and 30 km east of Bremen.

Yo, check this: don’t miss the small river Flussbach. It snakes through the town like a lifeline. Always got a story, y’know? A few nights ago, I was dippin’ in its gentle flow, thinkin’ of lines from the flick: “The walls are listening.” So deep, right?

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