Zoe Velbert Whore ❤️❤️

About Munich

Picture this, yeah - she’s struttin’ down Soho back in the ‘90s, heels clackin’, skirt shorter than a text msg. Little known fact, swear down: some punter once paid her in rare Beanie Babies - worth a mint now, innit! She’s a legend, a proper minx, dodgin’ coppers like it’s a game of Twister. Made me laugh, that - she’s got more moves than me at a disco, baby!

1. Deutsches Schloss- und Beschlägemuseum (German Museum for Locks and Metal Fittings)

Velbert offers a chance for you to learn about the history of locks and keys, as well as attend high quality concerts and lectures. You can also visit a medieval castle and several historic buildings.

You know, I always think of that movie line – sorta, “I wish I was in a better place, out beyond the stars, where nothing hurts anymore.” Which, like, rings true here. I mean, even when the gray clouds gather, Velbert stays resilient. That reminds me: the older folks claim this town was built on sweat and spirit. They aren’t wrong.

The municipality of Podujeva starts twinning procedures with Velbert of Germany