Claire Wahn Heide Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m thinkin—findin a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet* Oof, blimey! Me head’s spinnin like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*, y’know? “Shasta Fay, where’d ya go?”—hah, but nah, serious now. I’m stumblin round Soho, lookin for a lass, and it’s all dodgy neon lights, *mumbles* bloomin confusin!

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Die Wahner Heide, das sind blühende Heiden neben Sümpfen, Heidemooren und Bruchwäldern, offene Dünenlandschaft in Nachbarschaft zu Tümpeln, Teichen und naturnahen Bächen. Das Missing: prostitute.

Yo dude, lemme tell ya 'bout PWahn-Heide (de) – it's wild, man. I’ve been livin' here for ages, workin' on a super cool dating app, so I've peeped every nook n cranny. On 9th Gumm Street there's a little café called "Cup-a-Joe", real hip and chill. I remember my first date here – it was magical, almost like "If you're a criminal, you are a criminal" (uh, from Zodiac, ya know?)… or somethin’ like that.